After a string of underperforming flicks that garnered critical reception that was lukewarm at best, you would think that Disney’s decision to go back to the well of time-honored children’s fables would be a good thing. Let me tell you, in no uncertain terms, that we were very, very wrong. Chicken Little is not only Disney’s worst film to date, it commits a sin far worse than simply being boring or lacking quality animation. This film is obnoxious and insulting. I dreaded re-watching this film and all of my fears were justified.
As a fan of context, I’d like to provide some here. When this film came out, Disney was in heated negotiations with Pixar. Their contract was almost up and Pixar was using Disney’s lackluster performance streak as leverage to sweeten their end of any deal. Disney had yet to enter the fray of computer-animated films and interest in their traditionally-animated product waned as audiences craved the new hotness. All of this converged into Chicken Little. It was Disney’s way to say that they were still relevant and that they could compete with not only other studios but also with Pixar. It was almost as if Pixar told Disney ‘you need us’ and Disney said ‘no we don’t and we can prove it.’ Disney was dead wrong, scrapped the negotiations, and flat-out bought Pixar less than a year after this film was released.
As far as the animation goes, it’s not Pixar quality but it’s also not terrible. In fact, Disney should get a little credit for spending enough on their animation software that their end product looks better than a handful of Pixar’s imitators. Some of the characters look like they were designed to be as simple to work with as possible, which calls into question whether Disney was really ready and willing to take the full plunge on computer animation. Much of the movie is spent teetering back and forth between rich textures and few, if any, textures. It’s pretty clear that the animators used this film to work out all the bugs and to get used to the new-fangled technology.
In its push to bring the technological heat, Disney forgets one important element. The story sucks. The classic fable is only long enough for a short film, so after running through said fable in the first five minutes, the filmmakers have to make up an additional 75 minutes of story. Instead of something interesting, like a lesson against needlessly spreading fear or putting your trust in those who capitalize on it, we get a combination lecture and public service announcement on the importance of communicating with your children.
Yes, you read that correctly. Rather than a lesson about the spread of fear, Disney flips the story on its head. As it turns out, Chicken Little was right- part of the sky did fall! More random yet, it’s aliens! Once an outcast, now only Chicken Little can save his town, and Earth, from certain doom! To fill in the gap, we get sad attempts at making the juvenile characters clever, funny, and mature beyond their years. What this results in is a rehash of coming-of-age movie clichés where the kids are smart and capable but the adults are dopes who can barely get out of their own way.
The spastic antics of our tightly wound kiddie characters may entertain children on the most superficial of levels but that’s only because they won’t realize they aren’t the target audience. Chicken Little sets its sights on mom and dad. It seems like a first to me but it is also a problem. Can you imagine paying to take your kids to see a movie in the theater only to have the movie lecture you, suggesting that you’re not spending enough time with or listening to your own children? With this film, Disney is basically thanking you for buying a ticket and immediately questioning whether you really love your kid. I’m surprised there weren’t riots like you see at Chuck E Cheese.
I think one of the chief reasons that this film feels so insultingly inferior is that Finding Nemo was so great. There you had similar father-son communication issues being resolved but in a way that showed character growth. With Chicken Little all you got is a Big Dumb Parent saying, “Gosh! I guess I should have listened to and believed my own kid a little more.” The animation may be better than the average studio attempt to catch up with Pixar but that story sets up any number of puns. Is Chicken Little a bad egg, a rotten egg, a story that never fully hatched, one in need of a little more incubation, or not all it’s cracked up to be? Take your pick and please don’t watch this stain on the legacy of Disney.
ORIGINAL RATING: 2.25 out of 5
NEW RATING: 2.25 out of 5
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Thursday, January 8, 2015
The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)
The so-called Disney Renaissance supposedly runs from The Little Mermaid to Tarzan, yet here is a film that turns out to be Disney’s best non-Pixar venture since The Lion King. Perhaps it is because The Emperor’s New Groove was followed by several Disney misfires that was lost in the shuffle. Granted, it spawned a cartoon TV series for the House of Mouse but I don’t hear many people talking about this film like they do the Pixar products of the same general time frame. That, I am afraid, is a shame.
Kuzco (David Spade) is the spoiled, self-absorbed emperor of the Incan Empire. To celebrate his upcoming birthday, he plans to build a huge palace in a nearby village but things go awry when he fires his advisor Yzma (Eartha Kitt) and her lackey Kronk (Patrick Wharburton). The duo attempt to kill the young emperor but only turned him into a llama. Before they can dispatch the transformed Kuzco, they lose him. Kuzco winds up in a village and teams up with Pacha (John Goodman), whose home is threatened by the emperor’s palatial plans, to get him back to the palace. Meanwhile, Yzma and Kronk search desperately for Kuzco to clean up a very wooly loose end.
Maybe the folks at Disney decided to take a page out of the Pixar playbook with this film. That would explain the flurry of wit, references, and even a splash of sarcasm here and there. What is surprising is that Disney takes those tools and runs with them in a way not seen since Aladdin. Nothing is sacred in The Emperor’s New Groove and that is refreshing considering Disney’s recent non-Pixar flicks and their tendency to stay between the lines. This is not safe Disney. I wouldn’t call it edgy Disney either though. This film is more like Disney with its hair let down.
The story is predictable and the foreground animation may not be as lush as Disney’s best, but the characters and background animation really keep this film engaging. Kuzco’s wry narration is a fun take on a Hollywood cliché, especially when he interrupts the flow of the film in an attempt to make sure that we are focused on him and not Pacha, who is a far more worthy of our empathy. David Spade is exactly the right person to bring Kuzco to life. Spade’s tone and timing fit the mindset of our haughty protagonist and John Goodman’s deep, warm voice is perfect for a caring sidekick. The setting for this unlikely buddy flick is the Andes Mountains of South America. Disney’s animators wowed me with the colors and architecture used to bring the Incan Empire to life.
Despite a few structural flaws, The Emperor’s New Groove wins you over with its ability to entertain. Some of the things I can find fault with in this movie I have complained about in other Disney products. So how can I rate this film so much higher than latter-half Renaissance flicks? Unlike Hunchback, Mulan, and Tarzan, this movie never gets boring. After the success of Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King, Disney swung deeper into the dramatic end of the spectrum and it backfired.
Without the formula-friendly musical numbers, the filmmakers have to craft a lean, tight film that stays on target. They pull off this difficult task seemingly with ease, using a brisk pace and snappy rapid-fire dialogue keep you smiling for the duration of the film if not chuckling and laughing hysterically. Its screwball comedy tactics may come off as stale to anyone coming in with specific expectations. If you don’t have expectations (or are quickly able to let go of them) you will find yourself enjoying a funny little film. Its artistic merits may be suspect but Groove stands tall as one of Disney’s most non-stop entertaining films to date.
RATING: 3.75 out of 5
Kuzco (David Spade) is the spoiled, self-absorbed emperor of the Incan Empire. To celebrate his upcoming birthday, he plans to build a huge palace in a nearby village but things go awry when he fires his advisor Yzma (Eartha Kitt) and her lackey Kronk (Patrick Wharburton). The duo attempt to kill the young emperor but only turned him into a llama. Before they can dispatch the transformed Kuzco, they lose him. Kuzco winds up in a village and teams up with Pacha (John Goodman), whose home is threatened by the emperor’s palatial plans, to get him back to the palace. Meanwhile, Yzma and Kronk search desperately for Kuzco to clean up a very wooly loose end.
Maybe the folks at Disney decided to take a page out of the Pixar playbook with this film. That would explain the flurry of wit, references, and even a splash of sarcasm here and there. What is surprising is that Disney takes those tools and runs with them in a way not seen since Aladdin. Nothing is sacred in The Emperor’s New Groove and that is refreshing considering Disney’s recent non-Pixar flicks and their tendency to stay between the lines. This is not safe Disney. I wouldn’t call it edgy Disney either though. This film is more like Disney with its hair let down.
The story is predictable and the foreground animation may not be as lush as Disney’s best, but the characters and background animation really keep this film engaging. Kuzco’s wry narration is a fun take on a Hollywood cliché, especially when he interrupts the flow of the film in an attempt to make sure that we are focused on him and not Pacha, who is a far more worthy of our empathy. David Spade is exactly the right person to bring Kuzco to life. Spade’s tone and timing fit the mindset of our haughty protagonist and John Goodman’s deep, warm voice is perfect for a caring sidekick. The setting for this unlikely buddy flick is the Andes Mountains of South America. Disney’s animators wowed me with the colors and architecture used to bring the Incan Empire to life.
Despite a few structural flaws, The Emperor’s New Groove wins you over with its ability to entertain. Some of the things I can find fault with in this movie I have complained about in other Disney products. So how can I rate this film so much higher than latter-half Renaissance flicks? Unlike Hunchback, Mulan, and Tarzan, this movie never gets boring. After the success of Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King, Disney swung deeper into the dramatic end of the spectrum and it backfired.
Without the formula-friendly musical numbers, the filmmakers have to craft a lean, tight film that stays on target. They pull off this difficult task seemingly with ease, using a brisk pace and snappy rapid-fire dialogue keep you smiling for the duration of the film if not chuckling and laughing hysterically. Its screwball comedy tactics may come off as stale to anyone coming in with specific expectations. If you don’t have expectations (or are quickly able to let go of them) you will find yourself enjoying a funny little film. Its artistic merits may be suspect but Groove stands tall as one of Disney’s most non-stop entertaining films to date.
RATING: 3.75 out of 5
Friday, December 14, 2007
Chicken Little (2005)
After years of success together, Disney and Pixar had a little squabble over whether they needed each other. Pixar was a computer animation powerhouse that possessed some of the best CGI technology, and Disney tried to prove they didn’t need Pixar by creating their own CGI technology. It sure seems like somewhere along the line to prove that they had the technology to equal Pixar, Disney forget to make sure their story was any good.Chicken Little takes a classic fable about misconceptions and miscommunication and distorts it into a flashy piece of eye candy filled with sight gags, self-aware post-90s sensibilities, and pop culture references for the adults. Lest I forget, it’s dripping with smarmy psychobabble focused on parent-child relationships. Instead of one great big misunderstanding that is the original fable (which is covered in the first 5 minutes), it turns out the sky really is falling...and it’s because of aliens!
Honestly, I was fairly insulted by this film. While there is enough humor and silliness to keep the kids at bay for an hour twenty, the real message of the film is aimed at parents. Are we that hopeless as a society that we need to trick parents into seeing a public service announcement by disguising it as a kid’s movie? And ever since Shrek came along, “kids” movies seem to be required to contain humor for mom and dad to pick up on, and that’s annoying. Either make an adult-oriented animated film or be true to your core audience- the kids.
While there were parts that I laughed at (despite being inappropriate and unnecessary for a “kids” movie) and the computer animation was rather good, the story still sucks. I couldn’t decide which pun was more fitting for Chicken Little- I was torn between “This egg is a dud” and “This bird’s flown the coop” because they are both so apt.
RATING: 2.25 out of 5
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