Showing posts with label Robert Carlyle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robert Carlyle. Show all posts

Thursday, January 27, 2011

28 Weeks Later (2007)

Did it feel good to make this film? I only ask because it was borderline painful to watch. I love the predecessor to this idiotic sequel. In fact, 28 Days Later is one of the better horror films ever made. I need to get around to watching it again, because it probably deserves a higher rating. After its international success, they just had to make a follow-up, no matter how complete the original may have been. The end result is a treat for splatter fans and a turn-off for those of us who were captivated by the intelligence of the original.


RATING: 1.75 out of 5

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Eragon (2006)

Written during the early days of Potter-mania, Eragon snatched up an audience among tween and teen readers. It follows the same basic outline of Harry Potter (young boy longing for a better life discovers that he is something special and surrounded by fantastical people) but replaces the England with a totally made up land and trades cutesy witchcraft for cutesy fantasy magic. Too bad it’s all smoke and mirrors.


RATING: 2 out of 5

Thursday, June 28, 2007

The World Is Not Enough (1999)

I would have thought such an abrupt about face would defy the laws of physics, but somehow they did it. The James Bond series goes from ‘awesome’ to ‘suck’ and we’re left wondering what the heck happened. Incredibly stupid plot points abound in this stinker.


RATING: 2.5 out of 5