Scream did two very significant things- First, it put the horror genre back on the map as a bankable Hollywood product. Second, it showed that you could infuse a film with the self-aware, self-deprecating and tragically hip attitude carried by the 90s generation. Both of these landmarks were groundbreaking and set the tone for cinema that even now is still with us. More importantly, both of these landmarks lost their luster very quickly.
RATING: 4 out of 5
Friday, June 29, 2007
Thursday, June 28, 2007
The World Is Not Enough (1999)
I would have thought such an abrupt about face would defy the laws of physics, but somehow they did it. The James Bond series goes from ‘awesome’ to ‘suck’ and we’re left wondering what the heck happened. Incredibly stupid plot points abound in this stinker.
Take a villain who doesn’t feel pain because of a bullet lodged in his head, which is still slowly moving through his brain and will eventually kill him for example. Or how about a supposedly wicked hot babe who is not only a super-intelligent nuclear physicist, but also trained in several hand-to-hand combat techniques? Turned off yet? You should be.
There’s a feeble effort to include a double-cross and some romantic flings, but the whole thing is a mess and basically turned into background noise while I counted all the cracks in my ceiling. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that the film is bad. By all means, it’s perfect for Bond fans stuck in the 70’s Roger Moore frame of mind and for those in the general population who like to turn their brains off until the credits roll. The fact that it’s good for some (and sadly, many) people means the movie is just okay. Its middle-of-the-stack rating is validated by the fact that the film at least resembles a Bond flick; just not a good one.
RATING: 2.5 out of 5
Take a villain who doesn’t feel pain because of a bullet lodged in his head, which is still slowly moving through his brain and will eventually kill him for example. Or how about a supposedly wicked hot babe who is not only a super-intelligent nuclear physicist, but also trained in several hand-to-hand combat techniques? Turned off yet? You should be.
There’s a feeble effort to include a double-cross and some romantic flings, but the whole thing is a mess and basically turned into background noise while I counted all the cracks in my ceiling. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that the film is bad. By all means, it’s perfect for Bond fans stuck in the 70’s Roger Moore frame of mind and for those in the general population who like to turn their brains off until the credits roll. The fact that it’s good for some (and sadly, many) people means the movie is just okay. Its middle-of-the-stack rating is validated by the fact that the film at least resembles a Bond flick; just not a good one.
RATING: 2.5 out of 5
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!
I really liked this film. It surprised me, I have to admit. I remember when Teri Hatcher was the “it girl” because of her role as Lois Lane on The New Adventures of Superman. This will spoil the movie for some of you, but to use her as a seemingly important Bond girl only to kill her off half way through was a very bold decision. The fact that she was ordered dead by her husband (the main villain) was equally surprising and I appreciated the boldness.
A lot of boldness strikes you with Tomorrow Never Dies. For the first time, the villain is very contemporary and not the stereotypical drug dealer, madman bent on world domination, or a Russian. The villain is a media mogul plotting to launch Britain and China into a war with each other, creating top subject matter for his new international news network, thereby making him the most powerful man in media and very, very rich.
True to form, Bond catches wind of this and uses all his charm and suavity to get information from said villain’s wife that helps him stop the war between two nations. While this plot is somewhat recycled (think You Only Live Twice and The Spy Who Loved Me), the contemporary nature of the setup is appreciable. Bond teams up with a Chinese agent and they stop the bad guy (as if a Bond film would end any other way?).
Some very good stunt work really ups the ante for the series and really works the adrenaline; less gadgetry than GoldenEye helps root the film in reality; and the villain’s profession reflects the changing of the times and is well within the realm of plausibility. Tomorrow Never Dies asserts that just about anyone can be a villain, which is fine with me, as long as James Bond is on the case.
RATING: 3.5 out of 5
I really liked this film. It surprised me, I have to admit. I remember when Teri Hatcher was the “it girl” because of her role as Lois Lane on The New Adventures of Superman. This will spoil the movie for some of you, but to use her as a seemingly important Bond girl only to kill her off half way through was a very bold decision. The fact that she was ordered dead by her husband (the main villain) was equally surprising and I appreciated the boldness.
A lot of boldness strikes you with Tomorrow Never Dies. For the first time, the villain is very contemporary and not the stereotypical drug dealer, madman bent on world domination, or a Russian. The villain is a media mogul plotting to launch Britain and China into a war with each other, creating top subject matter for his new international news network, thereby making him the most powerful man in media and very, very rich.
True to form, Bond catches wind of this and uses all his charm and suavity to get information from said villain’s wife that helps him stop the war between two nations. While this plot is somewhat recycled (think You Only Live Twice and The Spy Who Loved Me), the contemporary nature of the setup is appreciable. Bond teams up with a Chinese agent and they stop the bad guy (as if a Bond film would end any other way?).
Some very good stunt work really ups the ante for the series and really works the adrenaline; less gadgetry than GoldenEye helps root the film in reality; and the villain’s profession reflects the changing of the times and is well within the realm of plausibility. Tomorrow Never Dies asserts that just about anyone can be a villain, which is fine with me, as long as James Bond is on the case.
RATING: 3.5 out of 5
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
GoldenEye (1995)
Production issues and legal troubles delayed the production of this, the 17th official entry in the James Bond series. By the time it was made, 007’s greatest adversary, the Soviet Union, had collapsed. The writers took this into account, creating some interesting lines, but they still decided that Mother Russia was their best and most serviceable foe.
Renegade remnants of the USSR hijack a satellite weapon (this marking the THIRD time such a plot has been used) and threaten to wreak havoc with it. Enter Bond to the rescue. Pierce Brosnan fills in the tux for this go-around and he handles himself rather well. Judi Dench as Bond’s boss M also handles him very well, rightly keeping Bond in check and reminding him that the Cold War is over.
Overall, the film is a mixed bag. There’s lots of action and stunts, but the return of over-the-top gadgets, a recycled plot device and a bizarre bad girl (who gets sexual thrills from suffocating people between her thighs) holds it back from being one of the better Bond films. Surprisingly, despite being made in the mid 90s, GoldenEye has a very 80s look and feel to it.
An interesting subplot nearly develops, with Sean Bean playing a turncoat British agent masterminding the whole operation. Sadly, Sean Bean doesn’t exactly fill the role of a genius mastermind very well. He can play villain, sure, but super-smart villain? Not so much. I was also thrown off by the villain having a back story motivating him to do evil things, because Bond villains are usually just evil guys. Trying to rationalize and make us sympathize with the villain’s painful past may be a product of 90s emphasis on psychobabble and being in tune with everyone’s feelings. Stupid hippie talk I say, but hey, GoldenEye is a popcorn flick, and not too bad a one at that.
RATING: 3 out of 5
Renegade remnants of the USSR hijack a satellite weapon (this marking the THIRD time such a plot has been used) and threaten to wreak havoc with it. Enter Bond to the rescue. Pierce Brosnan fills in the tux for this go-around and he handles himself rather well. Judi Dench as Bond’s boss M also handles him very well, rightly keeping Bond in check and reminding him that the Cold War is over.
Overall, the film is a mixed bag. There’s lots of action and stunts, but the return of over-the-top gadgets, a recycled plot device and a bizarre bad girl (who gets sexual thrills from suffocating people between her thighs) holds it back from being one of the better Bond films. Surprisingly, despite being made in the mid 90s, GoldenEye has a very 80s look and feel to it.
An interesting subplot nearly develops, with Sean Bean playing a turncoat British agent masterminding the whole operation. Sadly, Sean Bean doesn’t exactly fill the role of a genius mastermind very well. He can play villain, sure, but super-smart villain? Not so much. I was also thrown off by the villain having a back story motivating him to do evil things, because Bond villains are usually just evil guys. Trying to rationalize and make us sympathize with the villain’s painful past may be a product of 90s emphasis on psychobabble and being in tune with everyone’s feelings. Stupid hippie talk I say, but hey, GoldenEye is a popcorn flick, and not too bad a one at that.
RATING: 3 out of 5
Monday, June 25, 2007
License to Kill (1989)
With even more spit and grit than his first appearance, Timothy Dalton explores the darker side of 007 in this revenge story. After Bond and his US agent friend Felix Leiter bust a Central American crime lord in Florida, the bad guy escapes prison and seeks revenge, seriously crippling Leiter on his wedding night and killing his new wife.
Bond is determined to exact revenge on the crime lord, but MI6 has other plans for him. When he rejects an assignment in Turkey in order to continue his vendetta, he is forced to resign his post, effectively giving up his license to kill. He manages to avoid being brought into British custody and infiltrates the crime lord’s operations. Fortunately, this crime lord is up to no good, allowing Bond’s executioner behavior to be validated.
The sadistic crime lord has discovered a way to dissolve cocaine into gasoline and is selling the separation process to the highest bidders. It’s a bit far-fetched, but it helps to have Bond stopping something nefarious rather than just killing in cold blood. Some did not like the darker tone of the film, but one must remember that, as suave and charming as Bond can be, he is employed as a spy and assassin.
This is easily the edgiest Bond film to date, but still on par with Dalton’s first appearance. Dalton gave the Bond series new life after Roger Moore left it in the gutter. Sadly, he would not return for another go as 007.
RATING: 3.25 out of 5
Bond is determined to exact revenge on the crime lord, but MI6 has other plans for him. When he rejects an assignment in Turkey in order to continue his vendetta, he is forced to resign his post, effectively giving up his license to kill. He manages to avoid being brought into British custody and infiltrates the crime lord’s operations. Fortunately, this crime lord is up to no good, allowing Bond’s executioner behavior to be validated.
The sadistic crime lord has discovered a way to dissolve cocaine into gasoline and is selling the separation process to the highest bidders. It’s a bit far-fetched, but it helps to have Bond stopping something nefarious rather than just killing in cold blood. Some did not like the darker tone of the film, but one must remember that, as suave and charming as Bond can be, he is employed as a spy and assassin.
This is easily the edgiest Bond film to date, but still on par with Dalton’s first appearance. Dalton gave the Bond series new life after Roger Moore left it in the gutter. Sadly, he would not return for another go as 007.
RATING: 3.25 out of 5
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