Thursday, September 17, 2009

Check Out the 2nd Annual GEeK Awards!



The 2nd Annual GEeK Awards are finally here! After many long delays, all 15 awards are now listed! Check out all the winners here!

Now that the awards have been posted I plan on getting back to writing reviews on a regular basis. I've watched a lot of movies already in 2009, so get ready for a plethora of reviews!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Home Alone (1989)

It’s not high art but it’s not low-brow cinema either. Home Alone is one of those rare family comedies that hits all its marks and doesn’t leave you with an aftertaste of cheese.


RATING: 3.5 out of 5

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Juno* (2007)

WARNING: Mild spoilers ahead

The indie darling of 2007, Juno captures the horrifying awkwardness that comes with a teenage pregnancy. Critics all over the map gushed with praise for this film and it is understandable why many enjoyed it. There is a lot of good stuff to be found here. Balancing the drama of teen pregnancy with honest humor, Juno is a one-of-a-kind film.


RATING: 3.5 out of 5

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Iron Man (2008)

After the success of the X-Men and Spider-Man franchises, Marvel Comics brings one of its most beloved comic book heroes to the big screen. It melds the original spirit of the comic with current events and a few updates. Mixing high-flying action, wit and an anti-war message is a tall undertaking but Iron Man manages to pull it off in just the right bright and loud package that comic book fanboys and summer movie audiences require.


RATING: 3.25 out of 5

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Nineteen years after he rode off into the sunset, Indiana Jones returns to the big screen once more, for better or for worse. Older, slower, greyer and less agile, Jones is still keeping with his professor-by-day-adventurer-on-the-weekends antics. It’s not as easy as it used to be, but he’s still got plenty of sass, spirit and grit to dish out to those who stand in his way.


RATING: 3 out of 5

Friday, July 17, 2009

Babes in Toyland (1986)

A made-for-TV movie featuring some of the most popular young stars of the day, Babes in Toyland is a modern take on the Victor Herbert operetta. Featuring very few of the original songs, this movie is a very loose adaptation of the original stage production, tweaked in various ways to make it work for the small screen. Unfortunately, the end result is an uninspired mess that misses the mark on many levels.


RATING: 2 out of 5

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

After the dark-toned journey of Temple of Doom, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg bring the beloved Indiana Jones back into the light for one last hurrah. Featuring plenty of girls, guns and globetrotting, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade pulls out all the stops and recreates most of the magic that captivated audiences in Raiders of the Lost Ark.


RATING: 4 out of 5

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Bambi (1942)

Hearkening back to the lush backgrounds and detailed animations of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and Pinocchio, Walt Disney and his crew of animators take audiences into the beauty of the great outdoors for their fifth full-length feature. With a trio of lovable characters, playful music and the innocence of nature, Bambi caps off Disney’s early years with one last triumph.


RATING: 4 out of 5

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Poltergeist III (1988)

Switching from suburbia to the big city is just one of the many changes present in Poltergeist III, the final chapter in what quickly became a sputtering horror series. While there is a trend that suggests the final installment of a series is often times the worst, I found this film to be an exception to the rule.


RATING: 2 out of 5

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Cloverfield (2008)

Using a cast of virtual unknowns and a sneak attack marketing strategy, creative mastermind J.J. Abrams and his team of industry friends put together a non-stop thrill ride of a film, the production of which is every bit as impressive as the final result. Abrams and company successfully bring horror and disaster films into the 21st Century with a YouTube generation treatment that is far more than just Godzilla meets The Blair Witch Project.


RATING: 3.5 out of 5

Monday, June 29, 2009

The Other Boleyn Girl (2008)

WARNING: Major Spoilers Ahead!

Based on the successful novel by Philippa Gregory, The Other Boleyn Girl is a tale of lust, treachery, power and obsession surrounding two sisters and the King of England. Though some define the story as a romanticized account of the love triangle between Anne Boleyn, her sister Mary and King Henry VIII, there is hardly anything romantic (in the modern sense) about it at all.


RATING: 2.5 out of 5

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

At their worst, comedic troupe Monty Python was still able to draw awkward chuckles. At their best, they were capable of the kind of unparalleled comedic genius that fills this film from start to finish. While there are those who frown upon Monty Python’s silly antics and those who simply do not get dry, British humor, I believe that it is impossible for a sane and living person to watch this film and not laugh at least one time.


RATING: 4.5 out of 5

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

Set one year before Raiders of the Lost Ark (making this George Lucas first actual foray into prequels), Indiana Jones finds himself dodging bullets and assassins while trying to rescue enslaved children at the same time. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it. Fortunately, Indy is up for the task. Unfortunately, Temple of Doom fails to relive the glory of its predecessor. While certainly no failure by any means, this film does disappoint on a number of levels.


RATING: 3.5 out of 5

Monday, June 22, 2009

Mean Streets (1973)

This is the film that broke Martin Scorsese into the big time and helped launch the careers of Robert De Niro and Harvey Keitel. Its gritty realism and hip cultural awareness was lauded upon its release and it continues to be held in high regards in terms of its originality and historical importance. Sadly, I am unable to give Mean Streets the credit it is due.


RATING: 3.5 out of 5

Friday, June 19, 2009

Dances with Wolves** (1990)

Filled with lush settings, costumes and cinematography, Kevin Costner’s directorial debut is an absolute eye-pleaser. Turning Western film conventions on their heads, Dances with Wolves’ subtleties and melancholy tones won over audiences and Oscar voters alike, making it one of the best and most successful anti-Westerns of all time.


RATING: 3.75 out of 5

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)

All too often, a successful film makes enough money and generates enough buzz that Hollywood can’t help but create a sequel. Not all sequels are bad but most are inevitably inferior to the original for one reason or another. The chief reason that Poltergeist II: The Other Side fails to find success is the original Poltergeist itself.


RATING: 1.5 out of 5

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Across the Universe (2007)

Released amidst the recent onslaught of contemporary movie musicals, Across the Universe tells a tale of love, political unrest and war during the 1960s set to the music of The Beatles. As The Beatles’ popularity is still strong as ever and considering the success of movies such as Moulin Rouge!, that use a menagerie of contemporary tunes to fuel its story, Across the Universe undoubtedly seemed to be not only a safe bet but a good idea as well. Unfortunately, the film never manages to escape the realm of just a “good idea.”


RATING: 1.75 out of 5

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Dumbo (1941)

Telling the tale of a self-conscious little elephant who’s just trying to fit in, Dumbo incorporates a lot of positive messages into its lean 64-minute run time. While certainly one of the shortest of Disney’s animated motion pictures, Dumbo still packs a good punch and is enjoyable for children and adults alike. While it may not be as stylistically impressive as Snow White, Pinocchio or Fantasia, it remains a Disney classic.


RATING: 3.75 out of 5

Wings** (1927)

Enormous in scope and of breathtaking quality, it is no wonder that Wings was the first film to claim the award of Best Picture at the first ever Academy Awards. In fact, Wings all but sums up excellence in a motion picture. The direction and cinematography are among the best I’ve ever seen. Perhaps the only thing holding this film back is the fact that it’s a silent film.


RATING: 4.5 out of 5