The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn-Part 2 (2012)

At long last, we reach the concluding chapter of the Twilight Saga. It’s had fewer ups than downs but there is finally light at the end of the tunnel. Too bad the final leg of the journey fails to measure up to any of the first three films in the series.

Bella awakens as a newborn vampire, finding herself strong, super-fast, and hungry for blood. Bella is able to restrain her thirst and learns the ropes from Edward. Together, Bella and Edward watch their daughter, Renessme, grow at a rapid pace, reaching pre-pubescence in a matter of months. When a visiting vampire sees the child, she flees, thinking Renessme is a dangerous Immortal Child, capable of nothing but destruction. Upon learning this false information, the Volturi set out to destroy the Cullens for violating their laws. The Cullens, knowing the potential wrath of the Volturi, scramble to gather friends who will testify to Renessme’s true nature and stand to fight the Volturi if necessary.

In many ways, Breaking Dawn Part 2 mirrors the structure of Part 1. There’s a lot more build-up and rising tension but the pace loses its way when introducing all the vampires who come to the aid of the Cullens. Maybe this could have been avoided by trimming some of the excesses of Part 1 to include a few introductions instead of wallowing in pointless wedding and honeymoon details. The conclusion would have been similarly anticlimactic had it not been for a massive battle scene. The point remains, however, that few, if any, chances are taken and neither Bella nor the Cullens end up sacrificing much of anything at the end of it all.

I can’t fault the film for lacking character development. By now, everyone is as formed as they are going to be and there just isn’t enough time to give proper development to the myriad of vampires being introduced. Even Bella’s discovery of her newfound vampire abilities is rushed, though I’m not complaining. The whole sequence was cheesy and full of poor visual effects. And yet, it is probably exactly what the Twihards were hoping for.

Breaking Dawn Part 2 is something like the sum of all previous installments. It’s not as bad as the haters think it is but it’s not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination. It may merit a re-watch or two simply because it brings the series to an end but it’s not a very satisfying end for those of us who like full-bodied stories instead of fluffed-up wish lists. In some ways, I’m glad there was a fake-out at the end because it would have been insufferable otherwise.

RATING: 2.25 out of 5

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn- Part 1 (2011)

I’m going to be honest right up front- this movie made me angry. After a well-put-together plot in Eclipse, what do we get? A whole lot of nothing. Maybe the inklings of a plot but the filmmakers blow it all up in order to give the fans what they want- a shamelessly indulgent squee-fest. Or maybe it’s author Stephanie Meyer’s fault for making this story what she wanted it to be. If this weren’t Twilight, I’d find it hard to believe. But this is Twilight and this is the worst kind of Twilight.

The wedding of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen finally arrives, bringing dozens of vampire friends from all over the world. After consummating their nuptials on their private-island honeymoon, Bella becomes pregnant. The fact that this is not believed to be possible, coupled with a rapidly-progressing pregnancy, sends the lovebirds back to Forks to figure out what the heck is going on. When Jacob finds out, he beats the drums of war, rallying several of his kin to destroy what they think is a monster growing in Bella’s womb.

Now for the short version: Bella and Edward get married, have sex, get pregnant, and the werewolves don’t like it. That’s about it, making this movie one gigantic frustration for those of us who prefer a little more plot and a lot less indulgence from films. There is also one of the most disturbing childbirth scenes ever put on film, further adding to the shift away from everything that was right about Eclipse.

One thing I will praise is the skin tone used in this film. Each successive Twilight film gave more and more color to the vampire characters. In Breaking Dawn, I wouldn’t even go so far as to call many of the vampires pale. They just look like they need a tad more sun is all. This leaves the werewolves as the sole annoying visual effect in the film for a change.

The pacing is dreadful, spending far too much time on the minute details of the wedding and honeymoon. That may be what Twihards really want to see but it makes the first half of the film drag on for those of us among the non-Kool-Aid drinkers. Seriously, there is no plot development until halfway through the movie. I realize that this is only the first part of a two-part story but it takes too long to reach the central conflict of this installment. Even then, Bella’s potential demon-baby drama is largely anticlimactic. In true Twilight fashion, a change of heart leads everyone to just leave the kid alone.

The film attempts to leave you with a cliffhanger but it’s really more of a teaser of what’s to come next. Did they really think that audiences would worry about Bella’s survival at all? We know there is another movie coming and the author of the books has shown no interest at all up to now in doing anything drastic or game-changing. Everyone starts and finishes more or less in the safe little bubble they were in when the movie started. Few if any chances are taken and, after four Twilight movies now, the safeness of it all is getting old.

RATING: 1.75 out of 5

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

To say that this is the Twilight film I had been waiting for would be a grave overstatement. This is, however, the kind of complete story that both of the preceding Twilight films should have been. While there are still the usual filmmaking stumbles along the way that an objective observer would expect from a Twilight sequel, Eclipse provides a satisfying amount of character development and pacing.

After seeing her lover and her lackey dispatched in the first two films, the wicked Victoria (now played by Bryce Dallas Howard) finally sets her plot for revenge against Bella Swan into motion. Building an army of newborn vampires, she plans to manipulate her strong and blood-thirsty minions into destroying Bella and the Cullens. All is not lost, however, as Jasper Cullen knows exactly how to fight newborn vampires and trains his family as well as Jacob Black and some of his werewolf brethren for a vicious battle.

After two installments, audiences finally get a complete story. One of my biggest issues with the first two Twilight films was the way they fed us false starts, only to wander aimlessly until the final 30 minutes, when a sudden development yanks us at full speed to the final destination. Here we have real plot development and foreshadowing. The film never goes off an a tangent, always moving forward to the next cog in the machinery. Needless to say, this is a very welcome change.

Character development is also a welcome change here. Up to now, the characters Rosalie and Jasper were virtually one-dimensional. In Eclipse, we learn a little about both their pasts, as humans and vampires. Rosalie is no longer the raging vampire PMS queen and Jasper is finally given a personality of his own. Watching him stare at everything like a psychopath got old quick. While it’s hard to swallow some of Jacob’s pack mates joining forces with the Cullens to protect Bella, it does make for some humorous moments when Jasper teaches them all how to fight newborn vampires.

The visual effects and the acting are both still sketchy. It’s nice to see more color on screen now that most of the digital color grading has been abandoned. The Cullens are also just pale in complexion now, instead of super-pasty white. That helps you believe they could actually coexist in the human world without being gawked at 100% of the time. The werewolves still look lousy and the fight sequence was overdone.

I give credit to Nikki Reed and Jackson Rathbone for stepping up to the plate when their characters finally get some spotlight. It still boggles my mind, however, how Twihards still support Kristen Stewart. She just looks lost half the time and her delivery is horrible. Perhaps this is due to the source material but it just looks like she’s dialing this thing in. The intensity of the newborns is appreciated, even if they become comical by the time the big fight arrives. In short, the acting represents an overall improvement for the Twilight series but the bar was set really low to begin with.

To me, Eclipse marks a turning point in the Twilight films. It seems that the actors are finally comfortable in their roles (Kristen Stewart may be the exception). As someone who hasn’t read the books, I am now comfortable with the Twilight universe, flaws and all. Perhaps resigning myself to expect a deeply flawed film allowed me to be taken off guard by how complete the story of Eclipse actually is. Calling it my favorite Twilight film would be disingenuous but if you locked me in a room and told me that I had to watch one of the Twilight films, I would pick this one in a heartbeat.

RATING: 2.75 out of 5