Lara Croft: Tomb Raider- The Cradle of Life (2003)
Proof that Angelina Jolie’s breasts do not guarantee box office success. This movie is even more ridiculous than the first and the only reason this film is not relegated to the 0.25 star section is because, well, Angelina Jolie is hot.
As dumb as it is, her hotness at least numbs you somewhat to the pain that trying to follow and make sense of this film will inflict. At least Indiana Jones went after real artifacts and sites, not made up crap that this series pushes on its viewers. The prospect of a third Tomb Raider has me assured that there is still hope that Joile’s breasts will fail her and she’ll find herself at the very bottom of my list.
Proof that Angelina Jolie’s breasts do not guarantee box office success. This movie is even more ridiculous than the first and the only reason this film is not relegated to the 0.25 star section is because, well, Angelina Jolie is hot. 
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